Monday, September 15, 2008

p.shitty WAS right..

BITCHASSNESS IS A DISEASE!!!!

i am so fuckin' irritated. what the FUCK is up with niggas actin' like muthafuckin' BITCHES?!! these fools walk around actin' like they hard and shit but the minute you say something that they don't like, even as a JOKE, they start cryin' like a bitch. and when i say "say something they don't like" i'm talkin' about tellin' them they ugly and some shit. you know, TRIVIAL shit. i ain't said shit about yo' momma or nothing. like who the fuck really cares if you look pretty or not when you wake up, or how your body is so big and buff it makes your head look like a pea, or whether or not those basketball shorts make your ass look fat. do you REALLY need my approval that bad?

and why the fuck do niggas play GAMES like bitches do?!! i mean, really.. how mature is it to:

1. berate someone cuz they pissed you off and then
2. delete their phone number/delete them off your friends list on facebook or myspace/burn the sheets they used to lay on/etc and then
3. find their number again/add them to your friends list on facebook or myspace/buy the same sheets you burned/etc and contact them again out of the blue and act like you're normal and done trippin' and then
4. berate them again cuz they said something to piss you off?

are you OBSESSED? CRAZY? PATHETIC? all of the above?

keep it movin' with your unstable emotional ass. and if i were you, i'd look down once a month and check to make sure my nuts ain't bleeding. sensitive ass bitch.

21 comments:

Melody.Darlene said...

hahahah! LMAO @ pea head!! aaaahahahahah!!

dont doodes know that that is NOT a good look!!??!! n then when u call them out for bein a lil bitch they immediately try to man-up and get loud, but then u gotta shut they asses up AGAIN with a quickness... it's a cycle. the first sign of some simp ass shit like that, i gotta cut a doode loose cuz it only gets worse! lol!

oh and about the email... girrrrrrrl! hahahah! we both aint tryna put our shit on here! hahahah! hmmmm... do u have a myspace?? u can message me there and i'll give u my email addy. lemme know!

IntrospectiveGoddess said...

BWAAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!! ROFL...

Damn homie what you got a fatal attraction situation on your hands? I believe it is way more bitches than real men these days...

Bitchassness is a disease..somebody get back to me about a cure

dessex said...

wow...tell em how you really feel.

I ain't fuckin wit u lol

THE 0NE THEY AiNT USED T0. said...

LMA0 @ "how your body is so big and buff it makes your head look like a pea"...oh man... best visual picture ever. HAAH

that is some foul shit... some people need to go fukc themselves.
LOL...
by thee way im ASiA DEE. nice blogg.

paix.

Marcus said...

well Cot-Damn. That pretty much says how you feel lol

Teana said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

well i have said it once i will say it again, it is age of the fck boy and the bityc azz nigga

keep your head up jones, ok

and melody - u right

The Black Kat said...

Ain't this *ish the TRUTH! I had my own battle last weekend w/ someone who caught a case of the 'B's!' I might blog... might not. Either way, that joint will be on the protected one. However... as of right now, I'm being hella lazy.

Burnin' the sheets tho? For real? Who does that? *smh* Wash them mo fo's and call it a day. A waste of a perfectly good set of sheets. *smdh*

arychtexas said...

When q pulled that move I was like that's what that means! This dude u described is a tru FEMALE! That's something a stupid broad would do. I can't stand dudes who act like that bc they bring drama in people life!

Urbane_Diva724 said...

WOW!!!Negro was wearing coochie cutters!?

LD said...

woah. what happened woman??

-LD

FlyyGurl said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!! dang gurl I agreed w/ everything u said! and then i began to read down the list...and REALIZED IVE DONE ALL THAT SHIT!!!! lol I must need to get it together...BUT. I swear you have a tongue, or mind, made of gold. The way you pour forth that profanity like a woman after my own mind makes me giggle, cuz I can hear myself sayin that same shit!!!! but uh...we might b emasuclatin dudes w/it...who knows? you know alot cant take a strong one...

Academic Butterfly said...

OMG... I'm dying.... you're hilarious!

Melody.Darlene said...

update woman!!

Don said...

Funny *ss ish. I didn't know you had it in you, now I know. LOL.

T. Michelle Theus said...

Omg, I would soooooo hate to get n2 an argument with you! LOL You know how to come with that ish that'll cut a nucca DEEP! lmao

The Black Kat said...

you DO realize there's a protected post you never commented on, right? =o)

The Black Kat said...

Look here Chica... this over a month old post is NO LONGER acceptable! Get it together... AND QUICK! As in... TODAY.

Thanks. That is all...

Miss Foxxy said...

haha OKAY OKAY.. i'mma try and update this week!

The Black Kat said...

Um... and TODAY is Sunday of that dang week! Grrr....

The DIVA said...

oh my gosh diva you hit it on the nail with this one! I 100% agree!