i know it's been a minute.. i'm tryna get back into blogging and shit, but it's hard.. especially since i don't have much to write about cuz all i do all damn day is work, eat, shit, and sleep.
anyway, this one couple who lives in the BUILDING NEXT TO US is constantly fighting. they really got into it earlier this evening. i love this shit cuz i'm so muthafuckin' nosy when it comes to other people's drama.. i'm in my room with the lights off, windows wide open and pressed up against it tryna hear what shit is going down today. it's tough to hear everything cuz the girl is screaming hella loud and talkin' way too damn fast [you know how us females get when we excited] and the guy is mumbling and shit.. so all i could make out is:
her: MAYBE IF YOU PICKED UP YO' PHONE, I WOULDN'T BE TRIPPIN'!!
him: WHY YOU GOTTA BE ON MY CASE ALL THE DAMN TIME, DAAAMN!! mumble, mumble, mumble..
her: IF YOU WASN'T BEING SO GODDAMN SHADY, I WOULDN'T BE ON YOU LIKE THAT! YOU ALWAYS TRYNA PLAY ME AND SHIT!!!
him: DAMN, QUIT YELLING!!! mumble, mumble, mumble..
her: I'M YELLIN' CUZ YOU DON'T HEAR ME, NIG-GAAAA.
him: FUCK YOU, GIMME MY KEYS BACK! mumble, mumble, mumble..
her: I AIN'T GIVING YOU SHIIIIIT!!!!!
silence.. then i hear a door slam.. car starts up.. so i peek out my window to see if i can see what's going on.. and ol' boy is in his car about to drive off, when his pissed-the-fuck-off woman comes charging outta their house with a tall ass kitchen trashcan.. and THROWS THAT SHIT AT HIS CAR AS HE'S DRIVING OFF!! hahahaaaaaaaa! dude stops his car, gets out, and screams:
him: WHAT THE FUCK.. ?!?!?!!! BITCH, YOU PUT A DENT IN MY CAR!!!
him: YOU CRAZY.. YOU 'BOUT TO PAY FOR THE BODY WORK AND NEW PAINT.
her: I AIN'T PAYIN' FOR SHIIIIT, NIG-GAAA!!!!!
him: YES YOU ARE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THREW A MUTHAFUCKIN' TRASH CAN AT MY CAR!
her: HAVE THAT OTHER BITCH PAY FOR IT!
ol' boy jumps back into his car and skee-skirts outta there. DAMN, i wish i lived closer so i could get ALL the juicy details. dude, this shit is so entertaining, i kid you not. this same couple woke me up a couple days ago at 10 in the damn morning [and i was mad cuz i like to sleep in on the weekends] with their fighting and i thought someone was watching maury. with all that fighting, they better be having some bomb ass make-up sex. otherwise it ain't worth it to stay together, ha.
i have some other updates for ya'll in regards to trey and some new players that i've added to my roster.. but i don't have the time to write about it right now. i'll be sure to write another entry hopefully soon about that.